Since we have a shared addiction to grammar (and I-have-better-grammar-than-thou judgement), I thought you might enjoy this. It solves almost everything that makes the voices in my head scream “IT’S NOT _________ (insert YOU’RE/IT’S/WHO’S/THERE, etc), IT’S __________ (insert YOUR/ITS/WHOSE/THEIR, etc)“. Don’t even get the voices in my head started on literally.
What’s up with you and pillows? And ice lollies?
In reference to your comment on crunching your carrots because it annoyed me: you should know that it was more than a pet peeve. Apparently you were heartlessly aggravating my self-diagnosed condition.
Your’s (JOKE. Please don’t drop kick me) Truly,